The Holiest of Holidays is St. Paddy's and that's the end of it. Every nation of this warreld is but a county and province of God's Blessed Isle. So, let's have some Limericks, music and a bit of fun.
Limerick, what de feck is it, then? Well, glad you asked. A Limerick is a poem of a particular stoile and tempo that was invented by the native Irish in the fair city of Limerick on Shannon, where dey kayp that accursed John Bull Castle, so they do. It is also, indayd, where our Brian Boru had his forteefication nearby-like so's he could attack the Voikings when they was there doing their business. The poems go something like this:
There once was a man from Tralee
Who stood on a ladder to pee.
I dont want to alarm
You to infarm
Your man was hung past his knee!
Dayz poems are nearly always rotten darty, and for some raysun or other, always start with "there once was a man from..." but so what of it!! Now you try, and while your t'inkin, here's a shart filum!
Big Smoile indayd! Chayky little deevil!
Here's another filum.
And here's a song for yers!
Drop some Limericks in the comment section!
There once was a man from from Cape Clear
ReplyDeletewho was extremely fond of his beer
He woke with a fright, to find day came to light
And he just had sex with a steer